There has always been some vigorous debate within Christianity about baptism. (Vigorous in the I-might-kill-you-if-you-don’t-baptize-my-way sense.)
So, what’s the most Christian way of baptizing?
Infant baptism or believer’s baptism?
What form of baptism is correct? What form is most holy?
I’ve seen people tell a baptized Christian that he wasn’t technically a Christian because he wasn’t fully immersed.
Well, my born-again friends, you can all stop trying to one-up each other in the baptism arena (or font) because I had the Christianest baptism.
Not only did I go through Catechism class twice (just to make sure I was ready to be really, really perfect after my baptism), everything about my baptism was Uber-Christian.
Oh, I wasn’t just immersed.
I was immersed…
in an actual river…
by my father…
while wearing a Christian T-shirt…
and wearing the cross I had worn on a mission trip…
Beat that (amateurs).