Let’s get real. There are a lot of Christians out there. There are also a lot of assholes out there. You get some crossover between those two groups.

But it’s cool though, right? Because God forgives our assholery.

Except you know who doesn’t forgive our assholery? People.

When someone’s an asshole to you, it hurts. And it’s really difficult to forgive someone who’s caused you pain.

But, Kristy, you say, I’m technically correct, even if I’m kind of being an asshole about it.

Oh, we love being “technically correct,” don’t we? It’s our favorite kind of correct because we can justify all of our actions and words. Oh, I chopped off your hand without warning you or numbing the pain? Well, technically you had gangrene, so I’m totally in the right here.

I have to wonder, though, is it even possible for a Christian to be both correct and an asshole at the same time?

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I don’t think it is possible. If you’re being an asshole, then you aren’t acting like a follower of Christ.

Is just believing in Jesus and God enough to make you a Christian? Nope. (Even the demons believe.)

You have to actually follow Jesus’s instructions and live in the spirit to be a Christian. And people who are doing that aren’t running around being assholes all the time.

But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness,  gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law. – Galatians 5:22-23

Christians are supposed to love others, even our enemies. Do you really think we’re supposed to run around, wounding the people we love, and then justifying it with crap like, “Well, they had it coming because they haven’t read the same books I’ve read.” You really think that’s what Jesus had in mind? For his followers to deliver zingy, little put-downs?

Sometimes we like to justify our assholery because we really know our stuff. We’re tired of dealing with all the theologically stunted simpletons out there who just can’t wrap their minds around this theologian we so brilliantly “get” better than anyone else has over the past 100 years.

If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. And if I have prophetic powers, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give away all I have, and if I deliver up my body to be burned, but have not love, I gain nothing. – 1 Corinthians 13:1-3

But screw that, right?

Because the world shouldn’t be without your magnificent insights, and sometimes those insights are a hard pill for the uneducated to swallow. Why bother sharing your knowledge in a gentle, understandable way?

Patience is for losers and hippies.

Basically, you want to worship your own genius instead of God. Jesus specifically told us not to be assholes to other people, but you and your infinite mind power obviously know better than Jesus.

I mean, I don’t know. Maybe Jesus should’ve followed you. It’s obviously not logical to allow yourself to be arrested and crucified. Like, what an idiot, right? If only you’d been around to show him what a moron he was being, maybe he could have avoided all that unpleasant suffering business.

Fine, fine. That’s all nice to say we shouldn’t be jerks and everything, but people need to hear the truth.

Well, sure they do. But they don’t need to hear it from the mouth of an asshole. Seriously. There are plenty of non-assholes out there sharing the same point you’re trying to make, except people are more likely to listen to them because their words don’t have the aftertaste of, well, we all know what assholes produce.

Rather, speaking the truth in love, we are to grow up in every way into him who is the head, into Christ, from whom the whole body, joined and held together by every joint with which it is equipped, when each part is working properly, makes the body grow so that it builds itself up in love. – Ephesians 4:15-16

Christians should totally speak the truth, but they should do it in a gentle and loving way. Do you really think anyone’s going to respond favorably to, “Hey, asshat! God loves you!”

You can’t insult someone and bring them closer to Christ in the same conversation. Human beings don’t work like that.

Now, I’m not saying you forfeit your salvation every time you slip up and act like an asshole. Most people have their off days, and hell, even saints will punch a heretic sometimes. What I’m saying is there’s more than an intellectual side to Christianity. (Shocking, right?) You can’t just know the right things. There’s a spiritual side as well, and both sides are important. We know if our spiritual side is healthy by judging our actions against the fruits of the spirit. If we aren’t exhibiting these fruits, we aren’t “right” even when we’re “technically correct.”

And when we aren’t right, maybe we ought to shut up until we are.

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11 Comments

  1. Jay July 30, 2018 at 1:54 am

    Kristy, you are 4/5 of the way to being an atheist. Free yourself from the nonsense you were brought up to believe and everything will be fine. Live one life at a time. Christians are assholes because they believe in fairytales and magic and won’t take responsibility for their lives. It’s hard to take but it’s true. You don’t need an invisible man in the sky to love your neighbor as yourself.

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  2. kassim April 30, 2018 at 8:13 pm

    I’ve gotta say, you’re coming across as a bit of an asshole. Lol

    A good read though.

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  3. Dan Neves July 28, 2016 at 12:42 pm

    Point taken. Thank you.

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    1. Susie December 9, 2017 at 9:36 pm

      It’s true. The biggest users and self proclaimed know it all’s can be found in church.

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  4. Tanya Marlow July 28, 2016 at 9:55 am

    “Most people have their off days, and hell, even saints will punch a heretic or two sometimes.” – awesome! This made me chuckle.

    And the article is bang on. I commit to not being an asshole

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    1. Kristy July 28, 2016 at 10:38 am

      I sure try. And sometimes I pat myself on the back too much for not punching heretics when I should really worry more about my tone.

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  5. Kenneth Myers July 27, 2016 at 4:19 pm

    Love, love, love this. So true and so good and so much needed. Also, the Dude abides.

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  6. Kathy July 27, 2016 at 2:35 pm

    Love it-Very well put. I have come upon WAY too many Christian assholes/hats in my lifetime!

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    1. Kristy July 27, 2016 at 2:36 pm

      Self-righteous assholes are the WORST kind of assholes.

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  7. Leslie Dunnett July 27, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    Excellent post.

    Bonus points for using my favorite Lebowski quote.

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    1. Kristy July 27, 2016 at 2:34 pm

      It’s my favorite too. It really ties the post together. 😀

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